Sandy Slaga

I’m steeling myself for the invasion of the Summer Teenagers. This variety, unlike School Year Teenagers, is a strange albeit predictable lot.

Summer Teenager is physically indistinguishable from School Year Teenager, but the similarity ends there. Once we’ve left the physical realm, Summer Teenager is to School Year Teenager what Paris Hilton is to Hillary Clinton.

Summer Teenager is unaware of time and space. Freed from the shackles of the school day and the tyranny of homework, the newly liberated Summer Teenager catapults from captivity into the first few days of summer like a sailor on a three day pass. Summer Parent wisely allows this brief seasonal adjustment which will, in fact, last three days and is affectionately known as Phase Frolic.

Summer Parent’s favorite, Phase Reality, begins Monday. Stay tuned.

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