Compare and Contrast

Teenagers and a certain Speaker of the United States House of Representatives have a lot in common.

To-wit:

What?

What’d I do?

You never told me that!

I don’t remember you telling me that.

Do you realize how much I’ve got going on?! I can’t remember everything, you know!

I didn’t do anything!

It wasn’t me!

No way, dude. It didn’t happen that way.

And the always popular …

I was absent that day.


One Response to “Compare and Contrast”

  1. Anne Says:

    *snicker*

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