Senior What Days?
The eighteen-year-old high school senior got his first college acceptance yesterday.
He immediately commenced the Senior Stress Days campaign.
Undeterred by the fact that we’ve yet to hit semester exams, His Senior-ness presses on.
Campaign groundrules have yet to be resolved. Suffice it to say that doo da and a fan are currently engaged in a close encounter.
Based upon preliminary discussions, I’ve deduced the following.
Senior Stress Day: a period of time within the parameters of a legally designated school day during which a student who has attained the level of Senior is AWOP. Away WithOut Parental knowledge and/or consent.
Saturdays, Sundays and legally designated school holidays excluded.
Said Days, taken at the sole discretion of the Senior, may follow a particularly taxing week of exams, a too-short weekend or an oh-shit-is-that-paper-due-today moment.
Alternatively, said Days may be granted by the mother of said Senior solely for silent retreats courtesy of the Jesuits upon information that a repeat visit to any and all strip clubs without prior notice to the mother of said Senior has occurred.