Roy & Silo in Shiloh
Thank God for some parents in Shiloh, Illinois.
If it weren’t for them, the stacks of the Shiloh Elementary School library would have remained surreptitiously infested with yet another attempt by the gay propaganda machine to corrupt the minds of our children.
As a result of the efforts of these noble morality warriors, the light has been shone on the darkness of And Tango Makes Three, the illustrated children’s book based on the true story of Roy and Silo, two Central Park Zoo male penguins who shared a nest and raised Tango, the chick who hatched from a fertilized egg given to them by a zookeeper.
Move that book to where it belongs - behind the curtain in the basement.
Perhaps a bit too warrior?
Not to worry. The Shiloh parents only wanted to have Tango banished to the “mature” section of the library. Require a parent’s signature to check it out.
Amen. That way there’s more room in the children’s section for those lovely war books.